The Daily Squeaker

A daily newspaper for all rodents and rodent fans!


By The Hamster


Guinea Pig sits in a Parent Meeting, while owner is on Vacation! He also was texting in the chat bar; some of his best comments were, "Jessica! Do you have a basil tree for me to chew? I'm getting bored of computer cables!"

Are you interested in sports in Hamstington? Or, interested in reading about the Royal Family or the Water Police? Check out the "Rodent Olympic Games & Meet Rodents in Hamstington" page! There you can learn about Hamstington's sports, the international team, and much more!

Did you know that there are also articles that aren't ever in a daily report? These short news articles can be found on the Daily Squeaker Bonus Article page! Have fun reading!


Common Abbreviations You Need to Know:

NGPC = New Guinea Pig City

NGPCU = New Guinea Pig City University

NEO = Nut Evaluation Organization

RBA = Rodent Bookworm Association

CNC = Common Nut Curriculum


Check out the Rodent Cinema page to learn all about the most popular rodent movies! Including information like starred as a main character or if it was inspired by a movie (e.g. "Claws" was inspired by "Jaws"). All movies were picked by 'Stinky Gouda'.


Hamstington: The World of Rodents

Froggy-World: The World of Amphibians

Lake of Hope: The World of Birds


An interview with cat, Lizzie, by Ms. Gayla Overmeer:

Ms. Gayla: So, Lizzie, how do you like your new box?

Lizzie: zzzzzzzzzz

"The smaller the box, the longer the nap."

Explanation: If the box is too small, you can't get out, so you take a nap.


Cat, Lizzie, in a too small card board box