August 2020
Monday, August 3, 2020 - Edition #57
Ms. Acorn: Interview
Reporter: How long have you been a secretary?
Ms. Acorn: I think, 25 years.
Reporter: Why did you become a secretary?
Ms. Acorn: I always loved typing, so I thought it might be a good job for me.
Reporter: How did you become the head of the Detective Department’s secretary?
Ms. Acorn: It's the first job I ever got as secretary, and I was never dismissed. So, I stayed with it.
Reporter: As secretary what are your duties?
Ms. Acorn: I’m in charge of writing letters and organizing meetings. I’m also in charge of the coffee machine😁.
Reporter: What is your real/full name?
Ms. Acorn: Alicia Lynn Acorn.
Reporter: As a squirrel, what is your favorite type/mix of nuts?
Ms. Acorn: I like walnuts, but my all time favorite is the fruit & nut mix that the company "Nuts Of Paradise" makes.
Reporter: As a child what job did you want to have when you grew up?
Ms. Acorn: I wanted to be a pilot.
Reporter: Why?
Ms. Acorn: I read the biography of Ratilia FlyHorn. I found it fascinating that it was possible to fly, if you weren’t a flying squirrel and didn’t use “The Flying Squirrel flaps”.
Ms. Acorn: Life Story
Ms. Acorn was born in the countryside. Her family moved to Hamstervill when she was 10, but she didn’t like the city. “There weren’t any mountains, clearings in the forest, or springs of water,” she recalls. "I never planned on staying as an adult." However, then she found out that in the corner of Hamstervill there was a big park, and rodents could rent cabins in the forest part. Over time, Ms. Acorn grew to love the city and has never thought of moving away since.
Tuesday, August 4, 2020 - Edition #58
Raspberry Thief On The Loose!
A Raspberry was stolen from Cordelia Cornflower's garden!!!
The Cornflower family is in a panicking mood: the largest raspberry bush they own has been robbed! Cordelia had been planning on entering it in the Lemmington Fruit Fair, says her sister. We try to find information on the robbery from Cordelia’s neighbors.
Reporter: Can you tell me a little about Mrs. Cordelia Cornflower?
Mr. Ground Squirrel: Well, Cordelia has lived here since she was 5; she started growing raspberries as a business 2 years ago. She has never lied, and she was very good in the garden.
Reporter: Can you tell me a little about the robbery?
Ms. Emily Sandpaper: It was evening, and I was coming home. Suddenly, I saw a flashlight bobbing on the street in front of my bicycle. I screeched to a stop; at that moment I saw Cordelia’s raspberries in the other rodent's paw. Then the fleeting moment was over, and Cordelia came out of her house saying she had been robbed.
That’s all for today, stay tuned for more information regarding the raspberry thief. Tomorrow we learn about Detective Gerbilia and her life story!
Wednesday, August 5, 2020 - Edition #59
Detective Gerbilia: Interview
Reporter: How long have you been a detective?
Detective Gerbilia: 32 years.
Reporter: Why did you become a detective?
Detective Gerbilia: I don’t actually know.
Reporter: Do you recommend becoming a detective?
Detective Gerbilia: Yes, it's very fun.
Reporter: Have you ever considered becoming a private detective?
Detective Gerbilia: Yes, but I think it's more fun to work as a team.
Reporter: Are there any other women in the Hamstervill Detective Department?
Detective Gerbilia: No, other than Ms. Acorn and the junior detective. However, they are not certified detectives.
Reporter: How do you feel about that?
Detective Gerbilia: I don’t ever really think about it.
Reporter: Do you ever regret becoming a detective?
Detective Gerbilia: No.
Detective Gerbilia: Top 3 Mysteries
The Mystery of the Werewolf of Midnight
The Case of the Claw print on Wolf Avenue
Shadows At Midday
More Cases that were mysterious:
The Mystery Of The Raven Claw Castle
The Missing Ghost of Werewolf Creek
Puzzle
I leave my desk at 2:30 PM for lunch break and return at 3:00 PM. At 2:30 PM there are 2 sharpies, 3 pens, 1 pair of scissors, and a coffee cup on it. How many items are on the desk? At 3:00 PM I tell you there are 2 sharpies, 1 pen, 1 pair of scissors, and a coffee cup on it, nothing was stolen or taken from the desk, why do I tell you something different than before?
Answer: A sharpie is counted twice at 2:30 PM, once as a pen and twice as a sharpie!
Detective Gerbilia: Life Story
Detective Gerbilia was left at the Girls' Orphanage in New Prairie Town, there she grew up with 14 other girl rodents who had been left there. Ms. Clawwood cared for her until she moved into a dorm room in high school where she became a detective.
Thursday, August 6, 2020 - Edition #60
Detective Spectacles: Interview
Reporter: How long have you been a detective?
Detective Spectacles: As long as my cousin has been.
Reporter: Why did you become a detective?
Detective Spectacles: I was inspired by Detective Smallfur (my cousin), and so I decided to become one too.
Reporter: Are you very close to your cousin?
Detective Spectacles: Well, yes ...
Reporter: Do you recommend becoming a detective?
Detective Spectacles: Sometimes it's fun, but other times not, and it's not as exciting as the books make it.
Reporter: Have you ever considered becoming a private detective?
Detective Spectacles: Yes, Detective Smallfur asked me once if I wanted to join his agency, but I declined.
Reporter: Do you ever regret becoming a detective?
Detective Spectacles: Sometimes.
Reporter: When?
Detective Spectacles: Private reasons.
Detective Specs: Top 3 Mysteries
Ghost Hamsters
Kidnapped On Vacation
Susanna Squeakies Rubies
Friday, August 7, 2020 - Edition #61
Detective Chinchilla: Top 3 Mysteries
World Hamster Mall Robbed (I’m still working on it!)
Furball Ratty’s First Crime
The Stolen Crown Jewels
The Case of the Jewel Thief
Detective Chinchilla: Life Story
Detective Chinchilla was born in New Guinea Pig City, and lived there until he joined the Hamstervill Detective Department. He is not married, and says he has no intention of doing so. He studied herbology and oceanology in high school, and is a talented writer.
Monday, August 10, 2020 - Edition #62
What happened to the Hedgehog Spring Fair?
Do you remember that the Hedgehog Spring Fair was going to be held in Hamstervill and that some rodents weren’t happy about it? Yes? Have you ever wondered what happened? Even though the Hedgehog Spring Fair was over a month ago, The Daily Squeaker has decided to reveal the mystery over the event.
The Hedgehog Spring Fair was canceled and not held in Hamstervill, because almost all rodents voted for the Fair to be held elsewhere. The Fair was then held in New Lemmington, a very new city (it was built just this year!). Due to the lack of advertising, the fair was very unsuccessful. Most rodents had read that the fair was to be in Hamstervill and that many rodents were not happy with the decision; so they did not come. To make up for the lack of fundraising, the hedgehog population has asked The Daily Squeaker to advertise the Hedgehog Autumn Fair and to send a reporter. We will of course be visiting the Fair and advertising it!
Tuesday, August 11, 2020 - Edition #63
Search Team Sent Out!
The Team that was sent out on June 21, 2020, is being searched for!
In June, a team of Dwarf hamsters set out to follow an ancient map purchased by the explorer, Doctor Hamsti. Now it's August, and neither the first nor the second dwarf hamster team have returned. Our reporter, Emily Carrots, has the full story for you.
Back in June, The Daily Squeaker reported that a group of dwarf hamsters was setting out to Egypt to try and find legendary sphinx gold (for more info click http://legends/sphinx-gold.com). The map was purchased for $8 by Doctor Hamsti; he planned the expedition with his assistant Fuzzball.
This photo was taken on June 21, just before the helicopter took off.
Fuzzball Wiskers (see interview June 19). A group of 7 dwarf hamsters was going to start out by helicopter on June 21, 2020. They would start out and when they found a promising lead they would send a signal to a second group who would bring fresh supplies and water. They would then set out together.
Everything was going according to plan, except that Mr. Fuzzball Wisker got sick and was unable to join the rest of the expedition group. Then things changed! After the second group of dwarf hamsters joined, the hamsters seemed to lose contact with the rodent world, and they weren’t heard of since. A search team will be sent out on August 24, 2020. We hope to keep you informed with new information on what may have happened. We may also do another interview with Mr. Fuzzball Wiskers.
Wednesday, August 12, 2020 - Edition #64
Beaver Building Competition Results!
Over 50 beavers entered the competition, but only the best 3 are in the final round. Check out the best 3, and vote for your favorite!
#3 “The Lodge in Dam form”
The third lodge is shown above. Although it is built in a dam form, the judges think it is the most weatherproof. The owner wishes not to be named, but one of the judges told us that he added very pretty carvings.
* Mrs. Slap-Tail shares the same last name as one of the judges, but they are not related.
#1 The Coco Lodge
The first lodge we present to you was built by Mrs. Slap-Tail*. She named the lodge “The Coco Lodge”, because she was able to soak her tree and branches in a cocoa mix, before construction. You can see the picture below. The judges say that she has a very sturdy roof, that she painted in different colors, so they look like a night sky.
#2
The next lodge was built by Sam Beaver. He is 12 years old and already a lodge builder. His lodge is very sturdy, but lacks delicate details, says Mrs. Strong Paw.
Thursday, August 13, 2020 - Edition #65
Today our reporter is going to visit Ms. Guinea’s Café: Café Guinea in New Guinea Pig City. We talked to Ms. Guinea on July 6, 2020, when her café had just opened. She will be hosting a sky night event soon, and we hope to talk to her about it as well as how her café is doing😉.
What is Sky Night?
Sky Night is a night where a business (often a café or restaurant) sets up chairs outside at night for a night of star gazing. They often offer food and drink, with a lower cost than usual.
How is Ms. Guinea Planning on doing it?
Ms. Guinea will be setting up chairs on her patio on August 18, 2020, at around 8:30 PM. Rodents can come and help set up, or come a little after 8:30 PM to grab a chair (or bring their own) and go into the café to order food & drink. Café Guinea is also planning on having live music and real star experts to answer questions and give a presentation.
The Daily Squeaker is planning on sending a reporter to the event. See the rest of the August edition of The Daily Squeaker for what rodents are saying about Café Guinea and what Ms. Guinea has to say about her café!
"The Ocean View is most relaxing while drinking Ms. Guinea’s famous rose & lavender tea, Café Guinea is just what New Guinea Pig City Needed."
- Regular Café Guest
Ms. Guinea about her Café
When I started thinking about opening a café, my thoughts kept drifting back to a café in Hamstervill, La Rodentia. I had only been there twice, but both times it had felt like total vacation. I wanted to replicate that feeling. So, I bought a small house on the ocean side of New Guinea Pig City and painted the inside a soft blue pastel shade. I did everything I could to make things seem delicate. I hope rodents are able to relax in Café Guinea.
Friday, August 14, 2020 - Edition #66
World Hamster Mall Robbed Case Solved!
Detective Chinchilla declared the case closed on Thursday, August 13, 2020. He had started working on the case over 2 months ago, but he was finally able to bring it to an end. We are unable to get an interview with Detective Chinchilla, but we hope we get all the facts correct.
Detective Chinchilla was told to get back the Green Pearl Necklace, and if possible to find out who the thief was. First of all, the World Hamster Mall location had to close for investigations. All rodents in the area were asked if they had seen something. Detective Chinchilla was not able to get much information, but learned that:
The Hamster had white fur
The hamster also wore a lavender dress
The thief was wearing heavy rose perfume, the company was found to be “Fancy Fur”
In short, the thief(s!) were found to be the Ratilia twins, who had worked with Furball Ratty to steal the Green Pearl necklace. The necklace was recovered from the hideout. In the hideout, Detective Chinchilla found papers leading to where Furball Ratty was hiding. Unfortunately, he thinks the Ratilia twins were able to send Furball Ratty a message telling him to run. The papers that revealed where Furball’s hideout was also confirmed that Detective Smallfur's guess was correct.
Monday, August 17, 2020 - Edition #67
What Happened?
The raspberry thief (see August 4, 2020) attacked the Rodenti Mansion in Lemmington, Hamstington. He/she stole a very rare wild flower seed belonging to Mrs. Jane Woodmouse.
This attack
The robbery was done at night, and none of Mrs. Jane Woodmouse’s night guards/cameras show any sign of an attack. This brought her the idea that one of her one guards is responsible.
The Last Attack
The first attack from the raspberry thief was on August 4, 2020, he/she stole Cordelia Cornflowers biggest raspberry bush. They were planning on entering it in the Lemmington Fruit Fair.
What's happening next?
A Hamstervill detective will soon be looking into the case, we will keep you updated to the best of our knowledge…
Tuesday, August 18, 2020 - Edition #68
Leaf Show #1
The annual fall leaf show was held in Lemmington this year
On June 9, 2020, The Daily Squeaker interviewed Valentina who is a niece of one of the Flower Show's judges. She told us that every year in Hamstington there are two flower shows and two leaf shows. We were unfortunately too late to see the first flower show, but we are visiting the first leaf show today; the second one will be held on August 21, 2020. Mrs. Woodmouse reports from the leaf show.
Mrs. Woodmouses Report
The three winning leaf designs were created by Lavender Basil (a house mouse), Lilli Sprout (a guinea pig), and Amanda Hedgehog (a hedgehog). We were unable to get an interview with them, but we hope to get some soon (so check the bonus article page!). Mrs. Sally Woodmouse was able to get an interview with one of the judges!!!😁😁😁
Mrs. Woodmouse: Good Afternoon, what is your name?
Judge: Cordelia Cornmouse.
Mrs. Woodmouse: The Cordelia Cornmouse?
Cordelia: Yes.
Mrs. Woodmouse: How long have you been a leaf show judge?
Cordelia: 25 years.
Mrs. Woodmouse: What do you do when you aren’t a judge?
Cordelia: As you know, I grow raspberries. I sell them at the Hamstervill Weekly Market. I also help out in the village bakery.
Mrs. Woodmouse: Were you a judge at the Flower Show which The Daily Squeaker attended?
Cordelia: No, I am only a judge at Leaf Shows.
Mrs. Woodmouse: Will you be at the second leaf show?
Cordelia: Yes.
Mrs. Woodmouse: Thank you for this very short interview!
Cordelia: It was a pleasure talking to you, Sally!
Remember Café Guinea is having its Sky Night today!
Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - Edition #69
Sky Night At Café Guinea!
Ms. Shortfur attended Café Guinea’s Sky Night last night. Here is her report!😁
Ms. Guinea had expertly remodeled her outside patio by the sea. She had set up chairs so they formed a half moon; in front was a little stand where a rodent was selling food and hot drinks. Ms. Guinea was also providing blankets for anyone who felt chilly from the sea air. I was able to get an interview with one of the guests, Murrieta Tulip, a home baker in Hamstervill and one of Ms. Guinea’s most frequent customers.
Ms. Shortfur: What is your favorite thing to bake?
Murrieta Tulip: Lemon Meringue pie.
Ms. Shortfur: Why did you come to Café Guinea's Sky Night?
Murrieta Tulip: I am a big fan of Ms. Guinea's and come to all of her events!
Ms. Shortfur: How did you find out about Café Guinea?
Murrieta Tulip: My friend got hired there, and told me about her.
Ms. Shortfur: How did you like Café Guinea's Sky Night?
Murrieta Tulip: It was wonderful!
Ms. Shortfur: Would you recommend Café Guinea to other rodents?
Murrieta Tulip: Yes!!!
Ms. Shortfur: Why?
Murrieta Tulip: Just because …
Ms. Shortfur: Thank you for this interview, Murrieta Tulip! I hope to see you again some time in Hamstervill ...
Thursday, August 20, 2020 - Edition #70
Ms. Voles 49th Birthday!
Ms. Cassidy Vole, turns 49 years old today! She is a swim💦 trainer, and many of her students have made it to the olympics! She decided to celebrate her birthday in private, taking the day off for a boat tour of the Capybara Islands. At age 49, Ms. Vole has been training rodents for over 20 years, and most students stay in contact with her for years she says.
A couple words from Ms. Vole
“Never Give Up When You Have A Problem"
-Ms. Cassidy Vole
Friday, August 21, 2020 - Edition #71
Leaf Show #2
The annual fall leaf show was held in Gerbil Town this year!
On August 18, 2020, The Daily Squeaker attended the first fall show. Mrs. Woodmouse gave the report and was able to get an interview with one of the judges, Cordelia Cornflower. She is currently trying to get an interview with the three winning designer rodents. Today, Mr. Chinchilla will be attending the event for The Daily Squeaker.
Mr. Chinchilla’s Report
The three winning leaf designs were created by Henry Rosemary (Ms. Rosemary’s brother: see Ms. Rosemary’s Travel Page), Harriet Winters, and Vivian Guinea. We have an interview with Harriet Winters, a water vole.
Mr. Chinchilla: Good Afternoon, what is your name?
Harriet Winters: Harriet Winters.
Mr. Chinchilla: Why did you decide to enter the Leaf Fair?
Harriet Winters: I like designing things, so I just tried. I never thought I’d get a medal.
Mr. Chinchilla: Have you ever entered before?
Harriet Winters: No, but my aunt did last year.
Mr. Chinchilla: What is your actual profession?
Harriet Winters: I am an interior designer; I design the inside of houses for rodents.
Mr. Chinchilla: How far did your aunt get last year?
Harriet Winters: She won.
Mr. Chinchilla: Why weren’t you at the first Leaf Show?
Harriet Winters: There are always so many rodents that enter, so I’m glad I even got in.
Mr. Chinchilla: Thank you for this very short interview!
Monday, August 24, 2020 - Edition #72
The Hedgehog Autumn Fair
The hedgehog autumn fair was held in Gerbil Town, Hamstington. It had the same set up as the spring fair (cross road style). This time, instead of a Maypole, there was a ring of stumps, where rodents could relax, drink hot/cold acorn coffee/tea, and tell stories. We ask a hedgehog at the fair some short questions!
Reporter: What is your name?
Hedgehog: Milly Hedge.
Reporter: Why are you at the fair?
Milly: I’m a hedgehog *duhh*🙄
Reporter: Isn’t today a school day?
Milly: I go to ‘Mrs. Prickles Academy for Hedgehogs’; it's all hedgehogs and a private school. We have vacation today!
Reporter: Thank you for this interview!
Tuesday, August 25, 2020 - Edition #73
Detective Furry-Pants: Interview
Reporter: How long have you been a detective?
Detective Furry-Pants: 17 years.
Reporter: Why did you become a detective?
Detective Furry-Pants: Because I wanted to.
Reporter: Do you recommend becoming a detective?
Detective Furry-Pants: If you like never ending mysteries, then yes.
Reporter: Have you ever considered becoming a private detective?
Detective Furry-Pants: Nope.
Reporter: How long have you been on the Hamstervill detective team?
Detective Furry-Pants: As long as I’ve been a detective.
Reporter: Do you ever regret becoming a detective?
Detective Furry-Pants: Not answering...
Detective Furry-Pants: Top 3 Mysteries
The Mystery of the Ghost at Manor Hill
The Case 0f the new police captain
Night of the Witches
Wednesday, August 26, 2020 - Edition #74
A second Interview with Mr. Fuzzball Whiskers!
Reporter: Mr. Fuzzball, how are you doing?
Mr. Fuzzball: Very well, thank you! In our last interview I told you to call me Fuzz, I still insist that you do.
Reporter: Why did you not join the expedition?
Fuzz: I got a bad case of the flu.
Reporter: Looking back, are you glad you weren’t able to join?
Fuzz: No, Dr. Hamsti is easily distracted, and I think I might have been able to save the team (if that was the case).
Reporter: What are you planning to do next?
Fuzz: I’m not sure, but I didn’t join the search team.
Reporter: Why?
Fuzz: I’m still a professor, you know!
Reporter: This has been a very interesting interview, Fuzz. I hope you will have fun teaching your students at the HAMSTERVILL UNIVERSITY, and good luck!
Thursday, August 27, 2020 - Edition #75
Detective Beaver Tail: Top 3 Mysteries
The stolen pearls of the Mona Squeaka
Where are my glasses? (I have to do this one every morning!😂)
The missing books of Rattiloa
Puzzle:
Unscramble the words:
Entrod
stearmh
berlig
Answer:
Rodent
Hamster
Gerbil
Reporter: Good afternoon, Detective Beaver-Tail! How long have you been a detective?
Detective Beaver-Tail: I think around 9 years.
Reporter: How old are you?
Detective Beaver-Tail: I’m 33 years old.
Reporter: In your top 3 mysteries you mention wearing glasses. Are these reading glasses?
Detective Beaver-Tail: Yes, I wear green-rimmed reading glasses.
Reporter: How long have you worked at the Hamstervill location?
Detective Beaver-Tail: I believe it’s been 5 years since I started here.
Reporter: Would you recommend becoming a detective?
Detective Beaver-Tail: I have mixed feelings about giving this recommendation. If your looking for adventure, most of the time a detective just sits in an office. However, if you love a good puzzle, this is the career for you!
Friday, August 28, 2020 - Edition #76
Bank Robbery Mystery Solved!
Thanks to Detective Gerbilia (a gerbil): The Mystery of who broke into The Bank of Hamstington!
Detective Gerbilia, a detective for the Hamstervill Police, solved the mystery of the robbed bank. She solved the mystery at 10:30 AM Friday, August 28, 2020. She confirmed that the bank's employee, Robert Greenpaw, had in fact, knocked out Mr. Strictfur and robbed the bank. She concluded that he had done it alone, so there was no gang that needed tracking down. Robert Greenpaw is still on the loose so contact Detective Gerbilia if you see a rodent with:
Black fur, with a white star patch on the nose
A right ear where half is bitten off
Black eyes that change to silver if mad
Monday, August 31, 2020 - Edition #77
The Lemmington Fruit Fair
The Lemmington Fruit Fair
The annual festival of the Lemmington Fruit Fair was held on August 29, 2020. We interviewed Mrs. Linda Furball, the mother of Maria Furball (the actress that was kidnapped).
Interview: Linda Furball
Mother of Maria Furball (Interview with Maria Furball on Friday)
Reporter: Can you explain what the Lemmington Fruit Fair is?
Linda: Yes, the Lemmington Fruit Fair, is a yearly fair in Lemmington. In the fair, rodents enter a fruit or a fruit bush for the judges to judge?
Reporter: Who are this year's judges?
Linda: Molly S. Hedgehog, Peter Electrified- Teeth, and Mrs. Mouse.
Reporter: Are there sub-categories, for example, pineapples?
Linda: Yes, there are a couple sub-categories.
Reporter: For example?
Linda: Tropical fruit.
Reporter: Have you ever entered the Lemmington Fruit Fair?
Linda: My daughter, Maria, was going to this year, but then she got kidnapped. I haven’t ever even thought about entering, I’m not really a garden rodent.
Reporter: Thank you for a delightful interview, Mrs. Linda Furball!
Photos from the Lemmington Fruit Fair