Bonus Articles
Here you can find articles and news that didn't make it into a Daily report!
We talked to two long-time librarians in New Guinea Pig City about what kinds of medals a book can get! Their names are Silvia SilverLeaf (top) and Charlotte Holly (bottom). Here are the top 4!
The highest medal a book can get is the Blueberry Metal. The Blueberry Metal goes to books that have won the annual Rodentia Book Contest.
Another high metal books can win is the Spyglass Medal. Only the best mystery books get this metal. The last time it was awarded was in 1997 to Bethany Claws’s Hoofprints, Pawprints, Clawprints. This metal can only be awarded by the current queen of Hamstington.
One of the most famous book metals is the Pia Raspberry Award. Pia Raspberry was a guinea pig. She wrote Historical Fiction. Two of her books won a Blueberry Metal and one of her books received a Spyglass Metal. She wrote 90 novels for all ages. Her last book Mural on the wall, the fairest of them all? was published only a week before her death. This award is given to the best historical fiction novel of the year.
Another award is the Junior Guinea Award, this award is voted on by kid rodents (5-13). This award is not for a specific genre of book, however most years a fantasy book receives it.
Amanda Hedgehog
Reporter: Good evening, Amanda! How are you? How does it feel to be one of the final three?
Amanda: I'm ok, really stressed about one of my upcoming tests in school. It feels amazing to have been in the Leaf Show!
Reporter: What test are you studying for? Can you describe your leaf design?
Amanda: I'm studying for a biology test. The leaf design I entered was a lotus flower created out of different colored leaves.
Lilli Sprout
Reporter: Good morning, Lilli! *Yawn* How did you *yawn* sleep?
Amanda: Good morning! I slept ok, you?
Reporter: *yawn, yawn, yawn* Um, ok? Can you describe your leaf design that you entered?
Amanda: I created a "mural" of my good friend, Alicia Lynn Acorn.
Reporter: How long do you think that the mural took you?
Amanda: Well, it had many layers... I think I worked on it for about two hours for five days.
Lavender Basil
Reporter: Hello, Ms. Basil! How are you?
Ms. Basil: Call me Lavender. I'm ok.
Reporter: What inspired you to enter this competition? What was your leaf design?
Lavender: I was inspired by my mother, she found a flyer for this competition. I tried to create her favorite book cover Rats of the Nile out of leaves.
Interview: Lady Woodmouse
Interview with Lady Woodmouse, on her new book “Rodents of the Sea” a biography of sailors, pirates, and ship rats in her house, the Woodmouse Mansion, Hamstervill. Reporter: Good evening, Lady Woodmouse, how are you?
Lady Woodmouse: Ok, thank you!
Reporter: Can you tell us a little bit about your new book?
Lady Woodmouse: It's a biography about sailors, pirates, ship rats that helped shape Hamstingtons legend and lore. Most stories are real. It is organized by chapters (e.g. “Pirates”).
Reporter: What inspired you to write the book?
Lady Woodmouse: Well, I was looking in the library for info on Pirates of the area, and I could not find anything! There was not one book where I could find all the info in one place! So I decided to write the book so that other rodents would not have to go through the same thing.
Reporter: We are currently doing this interview in the Woodmouse Mansion, Hamstervill, is it correct that your father was a sailor?
Lady Woodmouse: Yes, I found A lot of info in his old sea/travel logs.
Reporter: Thank you for his interview, Lady Woodmouse!
Volume Shampoo Used During Heat Wave!
Madame Von Hedgerow used Volume shampoo during the heatwave this week. She lives in Hamstervill, and had decided that she wanted her black fur to look thicker. Madame Von Hedgerow is an actress and was hoping to get a part in the movie “Shadows: The Story of a Princess”. The main role Shadow had very thick black fur, and Madame Von Hedgerow hoped her chances of getting the part would be higher. However, she used so much volume shampoo that she grew a winter coat. In the middle of a heat wave! Madame Von Hedgerow is currently sitting in a tub of ice, hoping to cool down. I think we can all remember not to use volume shampoo during a heat wave.
Water park closing!
Have you heard of this? The Famous water park in Hamstervill is closed for the summer! Rodents all around Hamstington are puzzled, why? WaterWorld closed said the manager because rodents weren't being eco friendly. So they decided to take a break for the summer or until rodents learn their lesson. We interview a dramatized lemming:
Reporter: How do you feel?
Lemming: Terrible, I remember leaving a banana peel by accident.
Reporter: How do you see the situation?
Lemming: It's terrible, it's my favorite place in summer!
Reporter: And in Winter?
Lemming: It's too cold to swim! It turns into a skating rink.
Reporter: Do you have any plans for the summer?
Lemming: No, I'm staying here.
Reporter: Thanks for this interview!
We also talk with an elderly guinea pig who lives in the area:
Reporter: How do you see the situation?
Guinea pig: The lemmings seem very distressed.
Reporter: When the water park was open, was it very loud?
Guinea Pig: No, since the park closed at 5pm it was rarely really noisy.
Reporter: When did the park open?
Guinea Pig: It first opened in 1945.
Reporter: I meant in the morning.
Guinea Pig: 8, but nobody really came.
Reporter: Was that a relief?
Guinea Pig: Yes.
Reporter: Are you a morning rodent, or a deep sleeper?
Guinea Pig: Depends when I went to bed.
Reporter: Do you think it's a good thing "WaterWorld" closed for the summer?
Guinea Pig: If they were really making so much trash, yes.
Reporter: Have you ever been to "WaterWorld"?
Guinea Pig: No.
Reporter: Thank you for this short interview!
Expedition to Egypt!
The search team that is searching for the two dwarf hamster teams that were searching for the Sphinx Gold, successfully started their mission. At 2:30 PM, a group of 8 guinea pigs started out by Airplane to Egypt. They had with them, food for a month, an emergency radio, maps, and more. The rodent government has decided to give the rescue team one month (so until September 24, 2020), then if they hadn’t found anything, they would come back. If they found something, they would radio Hamstervill, and a plane with supplies would come to them.
Interview: Vivian Guinea
Reporter: Good afternoon, Ms. Vivian Guinea! You share a last name with Ms. Guinea, are you related?
Vivian: Yes, I'm her cousin.
Reporter: What is your actual job?
Vivian: I'm a architect in training.
Reporter: Why did you choose this career?
Vivian: I LOVE drawing in 3D and I love creating and sketching things.
Reporter: Why didn't you become a cartoon/anima drawer for books or movies?
Vivian: I guess I don't really like being indoors at a desk. I prefer being outside and looking at things.
Interview: Henry rosemary
Reporter: Hi Henry! How are you?
Henry: Good.
Reporter: You are currently studying at the NGPCU (New Guinea Pig City University). What are you learning about?
Henry: I'm learning to become a dentist.
Reporter: What does your sister think of this?
Henry: She has a phobia against dentist, so she isn't exactly jumping for joy.
Reporter: What was your leave design?
Henry: I postcard from India my sister once sent me.
The Case of the Stolen Rubies!
Madame Von Hedgerow, the guinea pig with the winter coat was robbed on September 12, 2020! She was robbed of a ruby pin that had belonged to her grandmother. She had just gotten out of her tub of ice water, at 3:30 PM on September 12 when she noticed that the first floor window was open. When she searched the house to see if anyone was there or something was missing she released the pin was missing, she was puzzled how the rodent had found it, as they were well hidden. She called the police and Detective Gerbilia came right over, when it was clear they were really missing, and Detective Gerbilia saw the paperwork that the ruby pin was real, they headed to the police station. It is unclear who stole the ruby pin and how they were able to find them.
Here we interview Ms. Llama! She runs the mystery section in the Hamstervill library, visit her today, and tell her you saw her on our website!
Reporter: Do you like working in the library?
Ms. Llama: Why else would I work there?
Reporter: Can you describe the library for us?
Ms. Llama: Yes, there are 3 stories. On the first story is the return bin, as well as the restrooms, and a small cafe. On the second floor is the adults floor, there is also a check-out counter there. On the third floor, is the children's area, you can also find all comic books there.
Reporter: How long have you been working there?
Ms. Llama: About 52 years.
Reporter: Why do you choose to work in the mystery section?
Ms. Llama: Because I've read most of the books myself, it helps me recommend books if I’ve already read them.
Reporter: Some people believe the library is haunted, what do you think?
Ms. Llama: I don’t really know, as long as there is no evidence, I have no reason not to believe in the ghost.
Reporter: For rodents that are not familiar, could you explain a little about the ghost?
Ms. Llama: The ghost is said to belong to Ms. Shortfur, the first librarian to work in the library in Hamstervill. She was unjustly fired, and shortly after she died. She is said to come out three times a year, the day she was hired, fired, and died.
Reporter: I believe your break is over Ms. Llama, thank you for your time!
Royal Theater Company: Summer Camp!
The Hamstervill Royal Theater company has decided to put on a series of Shakespeare plays. They are doing this as a summer camp for adults and kids! Do you love acting and want to become one? Try out this camp! Families in plays will get free front row tickets! The first play they are doing is Romeo and Juliet, at the same time another group will be practicing Hamlet.
Our Favorite Scary Story Authors!
Hawk Henry
Hawk started to write when he was 56 years old. Most of his stories are about ghosts. He mostly writes short stories, and is a big fan of Harry Potter. He currently lives in New Lemmington and owns a bookstore there called “Flourish & Blotts”, after Harry Potter. His first book, Rattilda Ratfur, is celebrating its 50th anniversary this year!
Linda Snowball
Linda Snowball is a norgewian lemming, she is a former tennis player, and she writes biographies of ghosts. Her first novel, Who was Bethany Claw?, is currently enjoying its 50th day on the Hamstervill Bestseller list. It came out over 10 years ago, but was banned for a time. Linda enjoys cooking and reading.
Bethany Claw
Bethany writes ghost stories for all ages. She died 15 years ago at her desk, but she stayed as a ghost and still writes stories. Her most famous book, Rats of the Nile, recently won the Book of the Year award. Bethany currently lives on Hamster Hill in Hamstervill.
Maril De Pine
Maril enjoys gardening, most of her stories are about evil fairies living in gardens. She lives in Hamstervill, and has been writing books for over 50 years! She is a big fan of Bethany Claw, and the two are good friends. One of her most famous books, The Garden of Witches, has been nominated for book of the year 25 times!
Interview with Mrs. Parrot about her new cookbook “Cooking in Parrot Style”
Reporter and Mrs. Parrot sitting outside Café Guinea, drinking hot chocolate with candy canes peeking out.
Reporter: Good early morning, Mrs. Parrot! Thank you for agreeing to this interview!
Mrs. Parrot: Good morning…
Reporter: Is Cooking in Parrot Style your first book?
Mrs. Parrot: Well, technically yes, but also no-
Reporter: Please explain.
Mrs. Parrot: I helped co-write a cousin's book, Parrot Guide to Wing Care, but this is my first book I’ve written alone.
Reporter: Did you send your book to a publisher, or did you self publish?
Mrs. Parrot: I sent it to “Wing & Feather” publishers in Hamsterville.
Reporter: What are some of the recipes inside?
Mrs. Parrot: Some of my favorites are “Poppy and Matcha Tarts”, “Lemon Llama Lemonade”, “Sautéed Seaweed and Tofu with red pepper”, and “Green Parrot Cake”.
Reporter: WOW!!!!!!!
Mrs. Parrot: (smiles)
Reporter: When is your book coming out, when can rodents buy it?
Mrs. Parrot: I believe the date is December 11, 2020.
Reporter: Will there be a book signing?
Mrs. Parrot: Yes, at the Happy Reader bookstore in Gerbil Town.
Reporter: Do you think you will write another book?
Mrs. Parrot: Maybe…
Reporter: Thank you for this wonderful interview Mrs. Parrot!
Ms. Hamster Missing!
A group of rodents has decided to sail down the Dwarf Hamster stream in search of Ms. Hamster, who went missing a couple days ago! She went into the woods one afternoon to see if the Water Rat pond in the forest had filled up. 3 hours after she left, a strange rodent came into the town where she lived and said that the village rats would never find Ms. Hamster. The rodents in the store laughed at her, but when you didn’t come back, rodents got worried and antsy. Let us hope Ms. Hamster is found!
An interview with Maria Fur, stylist in Hamstervill!
Q: What is your job?
A: Fur stylist
Q: Do you like your job?
A: Hmm
Q: Do you find it stressful?
A: Yes, when the customer is not satisfied.
Q: Are you married?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you have any children?
A: No.
Q: Favorite color…
A: Hot Pink
Q:Favorite food…
A: Almonds
Q:Favorite drink…
A: Chai tea
Q: How long have you been a Stylist?
A: 3.5 years
A second interview with Maria Fur
Reporter: Good afternoon, Mrs. Fur! Are you ready for our second interview?
Maria: Yes!
Reporter: Did you enjoy our last interview, Mrs. Fur?
Maria: Please call me Maria, yes!
Reporter: Ok, is there anything new about your hair salon?
Maria: Yes, I repainted it, it is now light blue.
Reporter: What color was it before?
Maria: Pink.
Reporter: Why did you change it?
Maria: Well, it was highlighter pink, and many rodents complained. I also thought something more relaxing would be better.
Reporter: Did anything else change?
Maria: Yes. I got rid of my tattered red couch, and replaced it with 3 overstuffed royal blue “chairs”.
Reporter: Are you happy with those changes?
Maria: Yes.
Reporter: Thank you for this interview, Maria!
Interview with Mr. BushyTail!
Q: What is your job?
A: I’m the art teacher at the Walnut School for learning.
Q: Do you like your job?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you find it stressful?
A: No, never.
Q: Would you like to teach more classes?
A: Yes, I also teach classes for adults sometimes, but I prefer working with children.
Q: Are you married?
A: No.
Q: Do you have any children?
A: No.
Q: Favorite color…
A: Teal
Q:Favorite food…
A: Walnuts
Q:Favorite drink…
A: Mineral water?
Q: How long have you been painting?
A: I don’t really know.
Mrs. Squirrel holding baking contest
Report on August 26, 2020
Yesterday, Mrs. Squirrel held a three part baking contest. The first part was the “Icing Challenge”, the second “The Ice Cream Scream”, and the third part “The Final”. We interviewed Holly Ann, a baker in the competition.
Reporter: Good afternoon, Ms. Holly. How old are you?
Holly: 13
Reporter: Did you win the baking competition?
Holly: No : (
Reporter: When did you have to leave the competition?
Holly: I was second place, just kidding, in the last round though
Reporter: How did the competition work?
Holly: Well, in the first round there were 30 bakers, only 20 went into the second round. In the second round there was the main challenge, but we also had to do a sub challenge. We were grouped into teams,5 rodents per team, 4 teams. Only one team would make it to the final round.
Reporter: Did you enjoy it?
Holly: Yes!
The Royal Ball
Did you ever wonder what the Rodent Royal Ball was all about? Our reporter, Madame Greyfuzz, was at the event, please enjoy her interview below:
Madame Greyfuzz: What is your name?
Rodent: Cathy.
Madame Greyfuzz: Why are you at the Royal Ball?
Cathy: All rodents received an invite and I accepted.
Madame Greyfuzz: Where are we currently (since we are at the ball)?
Cathy: Lilli Palace, Hamstervill
Madame Greyfur: Why do you think the royal couple held a ball?
Cathy: Why should I know???
Madame Greyfuzz: Well, do you have an idea?
Cathy: No.
Madame Greyfuzz: Thank you for this interview, Cathy, I hope to see you around!
Best Rodent Fur Shampoo!
Lilli Fur Shampoo
Lilli Fur Shampoo is recommended for all with thin fur. It smells like lillis, and gives you thicker fur in one use! Can be bought in all Rodent Desire malls. Best result when used with “Lavender Fur Conditioner”. Do not use more than twice a week.
Honey & Almond Shampoo
This shampoo works best for gerbils, it smells like honey & almonds, and gives your fur a nice glossy shine. Do not use in rat fur, as it makes them lose hair. Do not use a conditioner when using this product. Can also be bought as a “Lime & Orange” smelling shampoo.
Coconut White Fur Shampoo
This product has a reputation to turn fur paler, it smells like coconut and is recommended for guinea pigs, gerbils, hamsters, and voles. Do not use it if you are a squirrel, hedgehog, or beaver as it will turn your fur/prickles a light shade of pink. Can be used with “Mango Conditioner”, but is not recommended.
Mr. Hedge Knighted!
Mr. Hedge was knighted on September 1, 2020, because he was in the navy for over 50 years. He is going to retire on October 1, 2020. Some memorable moments of his career are, when he attacked the Pirate Harry Sharkscar single handedly, or when he killed the dragon that was terrorizing Hamstervill, and when he saved Princess Primrose Squeak from the volcano eruption in 1995. Mrs. Shortfur created his coat of arms (see bottom left) on September 3, 2020. She said she got the inspiration while walking in the forest. Mrs. Shortfur is the royal coat of arms maker in Hamstervill. Thalia Squeak personally knighted him at 3:30 PM September 1, 2020.
Interview: Ms. Badger
Reporter: Do you like working in the bookstore?
Ms. Badger: Why else would I work there?
Reporter: Can you describe the bookstore for us?
Ms. Badger: Yes. It is a one story house, we divided it in the middle on one side are kids books and the other there are adult books.
Reporter: How long have you been working there?
Ms. Badger: About 24 years.
Reporter: Why did your father start a bookstore?
Ms. Badger: He was a bookworm and he loved the library but we were short on money and the job didn’t pay well.
Reporter: Do you think you will continue to work in this bookstore?
Ms. Badger: Yes, I wouldn’t dream of leaving it!
Reporter: I believe you have a new customer Ms. Badger, thank you for your time!
Today we review what computer cords taste best
Hamsterzon HDMI cable V.S. Ancient DB25 parallel port printer cable ca.2000
and
Cat 5 ethernet cable V.S. Micro USB phone charger
The Hamsterzon HDMI cable
Is very chewy, and there is no danger of getting electrocuted by little video signals. Tastes best in pink!
Ancient DB25 parallel port printer cable ca.2000
Is quite hard to chew, also no danger of electrocution. Unfortunately, there are a lot of wires, making it harder to chew and swallow.
Cat 5 ethernet cable
Twisted wires may be hard to chew. Recommended for beaver teeth, beware of power over ethernet, it tingles your whiskers.
Micro USB phone charger
Very smooth in texture, interesting cable structure inside. Not recommended for chinchillas, tastes best while being used!